Effortless But Stunning Hairstyles You Can Achieve While You’re Sleeping (Literally!)

Effortless But Stunning Hairstyles You Can Achieve While You’re Sleeping (Literally!)

This is my latest obsession, hairstyles for the lazy girl like me ūüėČ
Mornings are a bit hectic in my house so these fab tutorials are a lifesaver.

Only 5-10 minutes preparation needed, no heat, no fuss, sleep, wake up VOILA! Stunning effortless hair…Enjoy!

Beach Waves  Hair.

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Wash your hair before bed.

Let your hair dry until it is slightly damp, not too wet!

If you have dry, thin or frizzy hair, rub a little argon type oil into your hair.

Twist your hair and make a bun on the top of your head (really high) tie with an elastic.

Wait for your hair to dry completely overnight and then gently take off the hair elastic and unravel the curls.

You can make more than one bun for a tighter more dramatic wave effect!

Super Curly Hair

Cut an old sock into  strips (or any other old T-shirt etc)

Then wrap sections of your half-dried hair into them by placing the end of each section on the center of the strip and rolling up.

Once you’re done, just tie the ends of the strip together and move to the next section.

And remember, the smaller your sections are, the tighter your wild curly hair will be.

No Crimpers Crimped Hair

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Wash your hair an hour before you go to bed

Towel dry the hair

Braid it into a lot of thin, tight braids.

Leave the braids overnight.

Undo them in the morning, style your hair and there you have it! No crimpers crimped hair!

Twisty Beautiful Curls

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Wash hair & towel dry.

Take tiny sections of hair.

Apply a generous amount of the styling product of your choice.

Then twist each section until it starts to coil around its base.

Secure these little knots with hair elastics.

Let loose after a few hours or the next day ¬†and you’re instantly rocking some sexy, twisty hair.

xoxo

Pimping Your Online Dating Profile? Examples Of What To & What Not To Write In Your Profile.

Pimping Your Online Dating Profile? Examples Of What To & What Not To Write In Your Profile.

First of all take a look at a recent post I wrote How to Write The Perfect Profile And Things You Need To Know 

For those of you that are totally clueless, I have done some snooping and found some examples of the good, the bad and the avoid like the plague.

p.s I know some of these have lots of spelling mistakes, but they are as I found them!

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The Bad:

Header: no time for time wasters..

i have facebook if ur interested in talking. i wont talk to people who r up there own a***s.. so seriously dont msg me if u love urself
* alot of people dont like abreviations.. i do it, get over it, not cos im lazy i just find it easier with a busy life like mine
looking to find some 1 who i can trust..
cant b botherd to write any thing else at the minute

The Basic:

My name is Mark I’m 32 years of age 6ft 8 in height, so very tall lol. My hobbies include Walking, Travelling, Listening to Music, Socialising. Looking for friendship maybe more

Please get in touch if you would like to know anything else.

The Honest:

I am an easy going sort of lad who does not take himself seriously, can be quiet but once you get to know me I never shut up lol. thoughtful, respectful reliable, and honesty are a few of my good points people would say.
I work as a chef been in the trade for fifteen years, so cooking would be another good point of mine. Outside the kitchen I like to a with friends and family, in between that I go to the gym also a keen runner or anything that gets me a sweat on.
Football is a big passion avid Newcastle United supporter.
The music that fuels my life is dance and indie don’t mind a bit of chart stuff to depending what it is.¬†I like to think of myself as unique because hey arent we all and thats what makes this life worth living.

Anything else you want to know just drop me a message and we will take it from there.

Hope to hear from you soon.

The Weird &  Witty:

I have never owned a goat. I have absolutely no interest in them. Quite frankly they bore me.

“Nice n’ Spicy” Nik Naks are my third favourite crisps.

My Favourite books include ‘A History Of Goats’ by Penn & Teller (so fascinating), ‘Cooking with Gypsies’ by Keith Floyd & the entire Callum Best mystery series.

My Favourite Movies include ‘Withnail and Me’, ‘Jurrasic Island’ & ‘Jeremy Guire’. (I’ve seen them so many times! I know them word for word!) Another guilty pleasure of mine is ‘Robocock Vs The Cyber Sluts’ (I cry every time!)

The music I like tends to be really underground and alternative. I like bands you probably haven’t even heard of yet. Let us say no more about it. I am cooler than you.

I don’t actually like food. I sustain myself by digesting a mixture of flour, water and grass. I sometimes put a glac√© cherry on top but it’s purely ornamental and I eat round it and pop it back in the jar afterwards.

I spend a disproportionate amount of my time thinking about the video for ‘Put Yourself In My Place’ by Kylie Minogue. Specifically the fact that while floating in the spacecraft the left sleeve of her spacesuit is removed twice. I find it quite upsetting. I’m also massively addicted to drugs so I tend to think about ‘scoring’ my next ‘hit’ of delicious, delicious drugs.

My hobbies include drinking****ails and making websites censor perfectly acceptable words

The Boring

Headline: I have nothing to say.

Hi I’m dana I’m young and smart love fun and enjoying my life.

The Straight Talking

About me, oh no this is the worst bit!? Well my friends in a recent poll said that I am relaxed and easy-going, I know how to make them smile and cheer them up which must be a good thing….I am also loyal, honest and gregarious.

In my spare time I enjoy looking after myself, going to the gym, cycling, spending time with my friends and family and of course a few beers at the weekend!

I enjoy life as you never know what is around the corner, I love doing random things including weekends away exploring and visiting new places, and of course we all have a good holiday in the sun in our repertoire of enjoyment! I enjoy going to see live music, seeing a good comedian, cinema, watching Newcastle United and eating out to name a few.

I have been single for a few years now, not because I am a weirdo but I do not seem to have found that amazing girl who just makes life fall into place, I would like to settle down with the right person, are you out there? I would however rather stay as a happy singleton than part of an unhapppy couple.

I am not interested in crazy women who want to get married tomorrow, Rome was not built in a day! I have a good job (I am a driller, think Armageddon not DIY SOS!). I have got a full head of hair, my own teeth, and my own car.

The rest is for you to find out of course so if you sound of similar mind and enjoy some of the things that I do why not get in touch?

The one with the bad attitude

Back on here after meeting someone and thinking we were going to be in a¬†relationship¬†and she turned out to be the same as all the other timewasting ¬†women out there. if there is actually anyone decent send me a message. cant be arsed filling this in again. might do it later. If your ¬†a heffer or a nutjob don’t¬†bother as I wont reply.

*update: Im coming off this crap soon as its getting me nowhere.

The leading free online dating site http://www.pof.com suggests that, If you want to be successful , try talking about these things:

1. Talk about your hobbies.
2. Talk about your goals and aspirations
3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique.
4. Describe your taste in music.

They also offer these words of wisdom..

For your own safety, do not include your name, phone number or address.

People will read both your profile AND message when deciding if they should write back to you. If your profile is really lame it won’t matter how good your message is.

So now we have established the guidelines on what to & what not to write, I have put together a n example of how my profile would go..

I can get on with pretty much anyone, I’m not obsessed with myself, I wear my PJ’s all day after a night out and I couldn’t live off salads ūüėź

I love spending time with my family & friends, travelling, being spontaneous,  I enjoy good food, good company and  good music to have a dance to. (a night raving on the Biggmarket and a pasty from the 24hr Greggs afterwards is not for me I’m afraid, though I can’t say I haven’t tried it!)

If I don’t like you I’ll be polite and pleasant, If I do like you I will be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly… I think I have somehow gotten this backwards.

Don’t Forget to take a look at How to write the perfect online dating profile¬†& things you need to know for lots of hints and tips to write the perfect profile and get you back out there!

Happy Fishing! 

 

How To Make Sweet Trees

How To Make Sweet Trees

How to make Sweet Trees

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What you need

  • ¬† Polystyrene balls
  • ¬† Cellophane
  • ¬† Wooden dowels
  • ¬† A pot for each tree which you can decorate to tie in with your theme or colour scheme
  • ¬† A glue gun
  • ¬† Curling ribbon and bows
  • ¬† A bag of plaster of Paris
  • ¬† Tissue/Crepe Paper (colours to match the sweets)
  • ¬† Cocktail Sticks

 

What to do

  • Cover the ball with a couple of sheets of tissue/crepe paper to match the style of sweets.

 

  • Decorate your dowel if necessary with crepe paper, ribbon or you can paint it the desired colour

 

  • Centre the end of the wooden dowel at one end of the ball. Push the dowel into the ball firmly. Do not push it all the way through, however push it far enough so that the weight of the sweets on the ball later will not cause it to fall off the dowel. You can also put some craft glue on the end of the dowel to ensure it stays in the polystyrene ball.

 

  • Make up the bag of plaster of Paris according to instructions. Fill up your pots to 3/4 full and leave to set for a couple of minutes, centre the other end of the dowel into the plaster and hold for a minute until it sets. This is the skeleton of your tree. Once the plaster sets you can cover it with either some moss or some crushed cellophane or material or crepe paper.

 

  • Add your sweets of choice by either sticking a toothpick into your sweet and then into your tree or by just using glue to hold them on if you are using a glue gun be careful as they get hot and you don‚Äôt want to burn yourself or, if you‚Äôre using chocolate, melt it! Fill in any gaps with or crushed crepe paper and tie on your pretty bow.

 

  • You could also use strawberries and other fruit which have to be attached with toothpicks but are really nice and different, you could make variations on these by first of all dipping them in chocolate or white chocolate and or dipping them in sprinkles.

 

Example Pricing: UK  (these prices vary depending on where you get them from and sizes, quantity etc)

5 Large Polystyrene balls                       £6.99    Dougarts РEbay
(120mm/120cm)

5 Medium Polystyrene balls                   £4.99    Scotsman2777- Ebay
(100mm/100cm)

10 Small Polystyrene balls                     £8.49    Scotsman2777 РEbay
(90mm/90cm)

 

8 12mm x 30cm Dowel (Large Tree)        £3.50 & £2.25 Darbysdiy- Ebay

8  9mm x 30 cm Dowel (Medium Tree)    £2.65 & 50p

12 6mm x 20 cm Dowel (Small Tree)       £2.65 & 50p

Postage discount is if bought together

 

Plaster Of Paris 500g                            £2.75 mister-crafts- Ebay

Cellophane 20 metres                            £5.65    j333young
Plus 20 metres of ribbon

 

Approx amounts of sweets on each tree:

Flying Saucers-

Small-   45

Med-     100

Large-   145

Lollies

Med- 130

Large- 160

Fererro Rocher

Med- 45

Large- 65

Love Hearts

Med- 64 tubes

Haribo

Med –¬† 400g

Chocolate Eclair

Med – 75

Large – 120

Marshmallow

Med- 100

Medium sized Toffees

Med- 70

Choc Football

Med- 600g

Until Next Time
xoxox

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Run Your Own Cleaning Service- Templates and guides

If you’re considering setting up a new business, a cleaning service could be the opportunity you have been waiting for.

¬†You don’t have to spend a fortune to get started in this lucrative business.¬†You can start now with little cash and no experience.

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After running a¬†successful¬†business for a number of years I decided it was time to move on and I sold it on,I loved it but don’t get me wrong,¬† it was hard work and there are a lot of¬†competitors¬†out there, but that¬†shouldn’t¬†stop you.

You can run this business on your own or have people who carry out the cleaning  on your behalf and you act as an agency.

It’s easy to start-up and can be operated from home with few overheads! it’s not a get rich quick scheme, it requires hard work and¬†persistence (take it from someone who knows!)

Do your research and use some of the templates below to get started!

I suggest you use the guides to get a better idea of the business, then add all the details you need to make them your own and visit a business start-up adviser, or contact your local Jobcentre and they will give you a nudge in the right direction and you may be eligible for business start-up grants/ loans.

Cleaner Agreement

Cleaner Inquiry Form

 Cleaner registration

Cleaners Good Conduct Guide

CLEANING AGENCY AGREEMENT

Interview Check List

Quote form

Standing Order Form

Standing order Agency/ Agreement Letter

Welcome Letter

What to expect from your Domestic Assistant

DISCLAIMER: These are templates and guides I have used myself and produced through research and collecting information from various sources over time.

Please be aware that information provided by this blog is subject to change. We recommend that you do not take any information held within as a definitive guide to the law or the relevant matter being discussed. You are advised to seek legal or professional advice where necessary rather than relying on the content supplied by the author of this blog.

Due to the nature of the matters discussed on this blog, the information contained within it and any pages linked to from it are clearly subject to change, without warning. The law, regulations and other forms of legal governance are constantly changing and adapting to meet the needs of the modern world and it is impossible to comprehensively detail the nature of such within the confines of a blog in a concise, up-to-date manner.

You will find links to guidance on what you need to do for tax and National Insurance purposes when you start-up a business as a self-employed person, a partnership or a limited company at http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/startingup/index.htm , You will also find links to additional help and support HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC) offer new businesses

 

Flattering Sex Positions And Tips For Fat Days! (We All Have Them)

Flattering Sex Positions And Tips For Fat Days! (We All Have Them)

Fat Days, unfortunately¬†we all have them whether¬†we’re¬†a size 6 or 26!, but just because you’re ¬†bloated or feeling self-conscious or you¬†haven’t¬†attended the gym enough this week, ¬†doesn’t mean there has to be a no-sex rule!

There’s nothing that’s more of a mood-killer than being paranoid and struggling around trying to cover up your stomach or bickering about not having the lights on.

The first step to great sex is embracing your body and making use of it. If your partner is in bed with you, his main concern is going to be having sex with the beautiful woman in front of him!!

Here are a few positions to help you to fight the flab and feel great, leaving you to focus on having fun and not worrying about what you look like.

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Missionary: Gravity is your friend in this case! Your stomach will automatically look flatter.

Tip:Make yourself look sexier by stretching your arms up over your head and grabbing onto the bedpost or by placing them flat on the wall behind the bed. It will make your stomach look flatter and your boobs perkier!

What is he seeing: He cannot even see your stomach if he is on top of you stomach-stomach and only a glimpse if he is kneeling a bit! He will get a good glimpse of your breasts, but will most likely be  looking into your eyes which makes for a very intimate time!

spooningDoggy Style: Rear entry positions are the most flattering, especially if your stomach is your least favourite part of yourself.

Tip: Arch your back a little and push your bum high in his direction, giving you a sexy feminine curve which he will find tantalizingly attractive! 

What he is seeing:¬†He will only be able to see your bum, your thighs and your back. You could place¬†¬†his hands on your hips to hold you steady while he thrusts, and you’ve also solved the wandering hands problem.

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Spooning: Spooning is among the best  positions to hide your stomach, your boobs and the front of your body

Tip: Lift your bum to allow him to penetrate, and tighten your thighs for maximum friction while his hands reach around to stimulate your clitoris. 

What he is seeing: The front of your body is hidden, so he will only be able to see you from behind, and since his front will be to your back that wont be much! Make plenty of satisfied moans and groans and perhaps stick on a porn DVD to give you something to look at and create maximum arousal.

Want more Ideas?

Try these blog posts:

100 Sex Positions To Spice Up Your Love Life (And Get Exercise Too, It’s All¬†Good!)

Feeling Saucy? 7 Hot Ideas To Spice Up Your Sex Life! (That’s One For Each Day!)

The Frisky Girls To Do List.

For The Single Ladies: Sex Toys, Which One Is For You?

Start Your Own Window Cleaning Business- Ideas, Guides And Plans

Start Your Own Window Cleaning Business- Ideas, Guides And Plans

If your considering setting up a new business, a Window Cleaning service could be the opportunity you have been waiting for.

¬†You don’t have to spend a fortune to get started in this lucrative business.¬†You can start now with little cash and no experience.

Here are some guides  & templates to download that may help you set up a new business in Window cleaning! they include a rough idea of the services, a few tips and sample contracts you could use if you would be hiring.
The contracts will also give you and idea of terms and conditions of the business and its a good head start if you were thinking of setting up as a window cleaner!

I suggest you use the guides to get a better idea of the business, then add all the details you need to make them your own and visit a business start up adviser, or contact your local Jobcentre and they will give you a nudge in the right direction and you may be eligible for business start up grants/ loans.

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Click on the guides below to download.

Equipment Needed

How To Clean a Window

Window Cleaning Agency Agreement

Window Cleaning Good Conduct Guide

Window Cleaning, Getting Customers

DISCLAIMER: These are templates and guides I have used myself and produced through research and collecting information from various sources over time.

Please be aware that information provided by this blog is subject to change. We recommend that you do not take any information held within as a definitive guide to the law or the relevant matter being discussed. You are advised to seek legal or professional advice where necessary rather than relying on the content supplied by the author of this blog.

Due to the nature of the matters discussed on this blog, the information contained within it and any pages linked to from it are clearly subject to change, without warning. The law, regulations and other forms of legal governance are constantly changing and adapting to meet the needs of the modern world and it is impossible to comprehensively detail the nature of such within the confines of a blog in a concise, up-to-date manner.

You will find links to guidance on what you need to do for tax and National Insurance purposes when you start up a business as a self-employed person, a partnership or a limited company at http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/startingup/index.htm , You will also find links to additional help and support HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC) offer new businesses